Me: God can I ask u a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise u won’t get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did u let so much stuff happen to me today?
… … … … … … God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay~
… Me: at lunch they made my sandwich…